tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via xx-freshtilldeath-xx)

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via pizza)

bombing:

i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back

(via officialunitedstates)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

this millionaire crocodile owns a chain of swamps. but how? and why???

(via officialunitedstates)

railroadsoftware:

omg we have so much in common.. we both want to win the lottery

(via officialunitedstates)

» theme credit «